November 2011
Go anon and make me smile. I dare you.
They said SLEEP is good for the brain, why is it not allowed in SCHOOL?
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Reblog if you want messages from a bunch of curious anons.
I never get messages. Entertain?
Math is the only place where I hear a person buying 60 watermelons.
“Juan wants to buy 30 pounds of candy-“
“Jimmy, Jack, and Joanna want to split the fare to fly to Africa for the day—”
“I had 10 chocolate bars. I ate 9 of them. What do I have now?”
DIABETES, MAYBE?
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When the teacher asks for a volunteer:
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last year I asked santa to bring me the sexiest person in the world →
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…woke up wrapped in Christmas paper under the tree…
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That point when you are just so tired →
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and youre giggling uncontrollably like
and everyone else is looking at you like
and you just look at them and continue to be out of your mind like
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When I get texts from...
Other people:
From you:
Send me numbers. →
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- A scar?
- Age?
- How are you feeling?
- What did you do last night?
- The last person to hug you?
- Favorite word?
- Opinion on homosexuality?
- What did you do last weekend?
- Three most important things in your life?
- Last time you cried?
- The last text you received?
- What makes you feel better when you’re upset?
- What you look for in a guy/girl
- What are you worried about at the moment?
- What did you have for breakfast?
- Ever had your heart broken?
- Countries you’ve been?
- Last person you texted?
- Dumbest thing you have ever done?
- Opinion on drugs/alcohol?
- Last person to kiss you?
- Favourite book?
- Ever dated someone younger than you?
- Last person you saw?
- Do you love anyone?
- Who is your best friend?
- Three people on tumblr you would like to meet?
- Where you live, and what you like/dislike about it
- How many hours of sleep did you get last night?
- The person you like?
- Your opinion on dating your ex
- Ever kissed a stranger?
- What you want to do with your future
- Are you happy?
- Ever been in love?
- The meaning behind your url
- Anyone on tumblr you don’t like?
- A question of your own
When your mom comes home and you haven't done anything she asked you to do
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